We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
bring money and cleavage
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Your cock deserves a montage
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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