In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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