I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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