it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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