Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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