Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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