dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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