Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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