My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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