Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So much Jack, so little girl.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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