Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
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Do I have a choice?
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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