420 ftw
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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