I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.