But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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