I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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