It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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