Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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