we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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