Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
now i know why i became what i already was.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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