just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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