I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she woke up with a sticky ear
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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