there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
