the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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