I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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