ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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