Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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