I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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