watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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