OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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