Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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