The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just forgot I was standing up.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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