i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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