the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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