I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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