Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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