As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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