thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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