i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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