Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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