Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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