Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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