I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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