hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize