can we get nightvision for the apartment?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I love having hate sex.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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