Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.