STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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