I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So many bounce houses so little time
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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