Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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