giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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