SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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