Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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