Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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