Only a mothe r could love this liver
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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