just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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