ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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